"Some of our arguments exasperated me. I couldn't deal with that on a regular basis. I'm too damned old."

What the...

I just got a new message on Friendster a little while ago:

Lewis
Date: December 13, 2005 4:31:00 PM CST
Subject: hey ya!
Message: I saw your profile and thoght oh good i will do
anything to keep these two from kissing. i likred
the profile and am looking for someone with
features such as cleanliness, good compection,
clear eyes, good teeth and good hair, firm muscle
tone, and a steady gait.

ttyl


Here's his profile:

Male, 26, Single

Last Login : 3 days

Interested in Meeting People for: Friends

Zodiac Sign: Gemini

Location: Harvey, IL

Friendster Member Since: Aug 2005

Note to self: Stay away from Gemini's from Harvey. Thanks.

RHG

There's this guy who is known to A and I as "RHG". Red-Headed Guy. He's possibly the hottest man I have ever come across in my life. Many would concur on his hottness. He takes the Orange Line (sits in the first car like I do) & bus with me and lives less than a block away. Anyway, I haven't seen him for a long time. I've been checking him out for years now it seems. He's married and in his early thirties; he has seen me walking Stewie and thinks he is a "great looking dog", but then again, who doesn't think Stewie is THE MAN? I have a few other details about my beloved fantasy man, but I don't want anyone to think I am obsessed or anything...

Anyway, today I saw him for the first time in a few months. A and I had to stand on the train. We always get seats next to each other because we leave work five minues early everyday and race to the first car where no one sits (hint to CTA riders: there's always more room in the 1st car). I was feeling a little sick. I am attibuting the sick feeling to the MSG I had in my Chinese food at lunch. So whatever, I was weak in the knees to begin with from feeling nauseous from the food. and then I saw him. and then he said "hi". and then I died. The End.