Friday, October 27, 2006

I'm Such a Good Girl. This Isn't Fair.

I'm not sure that I like OKCUPID anymore. I mean, every time I take their main "okcupid test" I get a different score. The first time I took it, I got "the Intern" and now it says that she is my exact opposite.

So, here I am.

The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMf)

Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call.

You are The Sudden Departure.

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

Your exact opposite:
The Intern

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer
We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Backrubber, The Gentleman

CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail, someone just like you




Tuesday, October 17, 2006

I stole this off Craigslist MC's. I don't know if it's original. Maybe someone can tell me if they have seen it somewhere else. I kind of like it. Kind of idiotic, but cute. I corrected the spelling/grammar/punctuation mistakes and reformatted to suit my tastes.

Only blue skies and green grass would keep you in my grip
but surely time will tell
if false smiles and vivid love arewhat caused you to slip

Slip away
I don't say you could not possibly know the time
I'm late again, my friend, and you always say, "I'm fine"

But you're not
Why lie?
It's easy to see
I just only wish you could tell me.

The things you think when you stare in to my eyes
Is it me that you despise?

Shot down from the sky
cold and worried
waiting to die

Monday, October 16, 2006

Lots of changes going on in my life lately. Mix that up in a shaker with a lack of Internet for nearly two weeks and you find yourself without an update.

I started posting this blog with a lot to say, but now I realize that I don't really have anything that isn't too personal to share with the world. Let's just say that I am really happy.

So, on that note: see ya!