Tuesday, January 18, 2005

A Few Questions

I've been thinking about these things recently...

Why do most men and women innately pair off and feel stupid and worthless without a significant other?

Am I going to get into a decent law school far away from here, preferabley on the east coast?

Can Pharrell Williams be any hotter?


Did you know that he did a public service announcement for PETA? Anyway, here it is... http://www.peta2.com/ot/pharrell.html

Is it possible for it to be any fucking colder outside?

Isn't Barack Obama the coolest?

Have you ever seen anyone at a party or at a bar truly "drop it like it's hot"?

What exactly does that look like?

Is a little piece of paper from UIC worth going to school for eighteen hours a day for at least four years?

What the fuck is the purpose of the electoral college?

Do you have an idea of what it's like to quit smoking?

Who is one person that is universally admired?

Why is reverse discrimination unacknowledged?

Is it possible to invent a road salt that does not make my black car look like shit?

Can my brother's dog be any cuter? Look.. he's winking and wearing a bow for Christmas.


What kind of dog should I bring back from Arizona?

a yorkie



a maltese



a long-haired chihuahua



or a Cavalier King Charles (like Charlotte York's Elizabeth Taylor)


3 comments:

  1. Evolution, to allow procreation of the species.

    If you study hard.

    Yes, yes he can.

    No idea who he is to be honest.

    Yes, move to northern Canada.

    Who?

    I have never even heard that expression ;)

    See above.

    Depends what you wanna do, university was fun while it lasted, I will be paying the debt off for a hella long time though!

    No clue.

    Thankfully no.

    Gonna go with Sneddy on this one.

    Never thought about it.

    If they can make seedless watermelons, they should be able to do that.

    Hmm, no that is pretty damn cute.

    None of them, those dogs are too little!

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  2. Anonymous6:22 PM

    This is actually a pretty lame entry. Well it at least wasn't worth mentioning, "have you seen my blog," as though to insinuate that it was actually something great. But since you asked:

    For the same reasons a person may feel less inadequate about their education or job or house or car. Different societies place different cultural values on certain things, and it just so happens that in an overwhelming majority, marriage and partnership with a loved one are viewed as important. Frankly, the societal pressure which eminates from the U.S. has not really applied itself to you due to your age, but if you are alone at say 35, you may or may not feel entirely worthless/lonely and wish you had made more of a concerted effort to "pair off". People change their views about certain issues over time.

    Law school's are competitive and it will depend on how you positively differentiate yourself from others.

    I've seen people drop it like it's hot pretty regularly. Twice this morning actually

    Watch any hip hop video to see it in all its glory

    I could see you as an old spinster with a Yorkie and a really fashionable hand bag and sweat pants that advertise whatever school you went to painted on the ass. The yorkie and bag in seperate arms, walking around like you think you're fucking some character from Sex in the City

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  3. Since you've already received some excellent answers to the other questions, I'm wishing you the best of luck on the smoking...and please, post some tips if you have them.

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